JMerc asked:
A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by sca! ring every Yankees
fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt.
He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he
would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, “Where are you going, Father?”
“I’m going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles
down the road,” replied the priest.
“Climb in, Father. I’l l give you a lift!” The priest climbed
into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankees fan walking down the road,
and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved
back onto the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still
heard a lou d THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn’t see anything.
He then reme! mbere d the priest, and he turned to the priest and
said, sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankees fan.”
“That’s OK,” replied the priest “I got him with the door.”
A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by sca! ring every Yankees
fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt.
He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he
would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, “Where are you going, Father?”
“I’m going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles
down the road,” replied the priest.
“Climb in, Father. I’l l give you a lift!” The priest climbed
into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankees fan walking down the road,
and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved
back onto the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still
heard a lou d THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn’t see anything.
He then reme! mbere d the priest, and he turned to the priest and
said, sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankees fan.”
“That’s OK,” replied the priest “I got him with the door.”
2 responses so far ↓
1 Red Sox Sonoma // Jan 5, 2009 at 4:49 am
I got one for ya!
2 Red Sox Sonoma // Jan 5, 2009 at 4:50 am
Try it again:
http://www.fenwaywest.com/2008/09/best-yankee-jok...
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