Mr. Big Black Dickk asked:
On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing a Boston Red Sox jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing New York Yankees jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark’s side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Red Sox fan from the water. Then using autographed Alex Rodriguez baseball bats, the three Yankee heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. “I give you my blessing for your brave actions,” he told them. “I heard that there was some bitter hatred between Red Sox and Yankee fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth.”
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies “Who was that?” It was the Pope,” one replied. “He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God’s wisdom.” “Well,” the harpooner said, “He may have access to God’s wisdom but he doesn’t know squat about shark fishing. How’s the bait holding up?”
Related Posts On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing a Boston Red Sox jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing New York Yankees jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark’s side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Red Sox fan from the water. Then using autographed Alex Rodriguez baseball bats, the three Yankee heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. “I give you my blessing for your brave actions,” he told them. “I heard that there was some bitter hatred between Red Sox and Yankee fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth.”
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies “Who was that?” It was the Pope,” one replied. “He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God’s wisdom.” “Well,” the harpooner said, “He may have access to God’s wisdom but he doesn’t know squat about shark fishing. How’s the bait holding up?”
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9 responses so far ↓
1 dookie_occurs // Feb 1, 2009 at 3:02 am
YO! That joke is wicked awesome! XD
(Lmfao!)
2 Paul A // Feb 5, 2009 at 1:29 am
Thats hilarious. Especially since the Red Sox are just a game away from the World Series while the Yankees sit in complate dissaray. Keep making us Sox fans proud by reminding us of just how sorry you stupid NYers truly are.
3 Helpme // Feb 8, 2009 at 11:59 am
This is TERRIFIC ! Although I’ m an Indians fan , I’ m not a Red Sox hater .
I really cheered The Red Sox on when it looked like they were going to break that ” Curse of the Bambino ” !
However , I’ ve never liked The Yankees .
Since I am a baseball fan , I love this joke !
4 arabftw // Feb 11, 2009 at 7:17 pm
All the bandwagon Red Sox fans are going to proclaim their teams supremacy while everyone else laughs because….it’s funny.
5 joecool // Feb 12, 2009 at 3:54 am
Flacid peck*r finish the story.
So the Yankees fans on this boat meet up with the most expensive Yacht in open water to continue fishing for shark. Just when they thought they had the big one it SANK.
Go Sox
6 yankees23 // Feb 13, 2009 at 11:33 pm
Nice. I didn’t know that Red Sox fans can be useful for shark bait. I am now a smarter person for having learned this.
7 ynke7The Mick // Feb 16, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Thats dam funny….i dont care who you are…..
8 Sinatra // Feb 17, 2009 at 12:06 am
LOL
It’s funny because I do that every time I go shark fishing.
9 Baseball C // Feb 19, 2009 at 1:25 pm
what you failed to mention is how George Steinbrenner paid off the shark and the 3 yankees fans to act this out so the pope would like yankee fans, just like the Yankees BUY everything else.
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