A little short joke——Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A= Everyone can roast beef but nobody can pea soup!:) lol
Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a **** female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right ******. The Red Sox fan took off his cap and placed it over her left ******. Following their lead, the Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the
Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, “What are you, a ******* or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?”
“Well,” said the officer. “I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Yankees hat, I find an a$shole!”
4 responses so far ↓
1 kitty_17 // Feb 2, 2009 at 10:50 am
lol star for you
2 Elfin // Feb 5, 2009 at 5:33 pm
have a star
3 st.abbs // Feb 7, 2009 at 3:06 am
Thanks for the laugh, have a star
4 Jess // Feb 8, 2009 at 1:21 pm
LOL Thats the first time Ive heard that one!! Thanks for the laugh!
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